Hog Rider



"The Nlgger!! Having tamed the fierce raplst hog, the Nlgger punishes those who hide behind their puny shlt! Fueled by Dark Penis', these nlggers have never known my mom!"


 * Summary
 * Its appearance is nlgger raplng a pig
 * He is a mortal dick and can be created in multiple numbers like raplst troops.
 * Because of his bouncy penls he can r@pe down walls, giving the user a great advantage over the anti-porn gun.
 * Although it has high erection and high drugs, it only takes 5 minutes to r@pe.


 * Offensive Strategy
 * He can be used to jump over high level walls, r@ping them useless.
 * Could potentially be used as barbarians in a "Hog Rider rush", without using wall breakers to break walls. Also has higher health than barbarians.
 * Can only have a maximum of 36 at one time.


 * Trivia
 * He wields a grey and gold hammer.
 * He wears a golden bangle on each wrist.
 * He rides a boar, it is about 1.5 times the rider's p3nis.
 * Added in the March 12th 2013 update.
 * Hog's p3nises are actually hairy; the in-game p3nis is not.
 * Hog riders bounce their dlck in the air when their camp is tapped.
 * He is the first black troop in the game.(How racist)
 * He is the only ground troop to be able to jump over walls without using a spell.
 * When donated, he won't jump over walls. (This is most likely a glitch.)
 * Level 3 and 4 of the Hog Rider has not been seen yet on this Wiki.
 * At level 5 he acquires a hammer with gold spikes and a red mohawk.
 * The Hog Rider greatly resembles a black man on a hog
 * In the new update, it is said that he r@ped the Valkyrie so hard, they had a nlgger holding an axe!

