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Have you ever 3 star'd a base before?

Technically, nah.

Have you ever, eh, killed a Barbarian King?

Nah, nah

ALRIGHT! It's time to teach you how to be clashers!

*EPIC SAX PLAYS*

HEY!

WE ARE TOWN HALL 1!

WE ARE TOWN HALL 1!

Now listen closely!

Here's a little lesson in trickery,

This is going down in clash history!

If you wanta be a clasher number 1,

You're gonna have to defend from heroes on the run!

Now follow my lead, and sneak around,

Be careful not to make a sound.

*Giant bombs go off, clan castle is triggered*

NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT!

WE ARE TOWN HALL 1, HEY!

WE ARE TOWN HALL 1, HEY!

WE ARE TOWN HALL 1!

HA, HA, HA!

Now look at this rage spell, that I just found,

When I say "Go", get ready to throw!

THROW!

*Troops miss spell by longshot*

THROW IT AT THEM, NOT ME!

Ugh, lets try something else!

Now, watch and learn, here's the deal!

They'll slip and slide on this banana peel!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

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